Shane Murphy, Pirate Fighter, Takes On Rush and the Dittoheads

Via thinkprogress, Second-in-command of hijacked ship blasts Rush Limbaugh’s ‘disgusting’ comments

You may remember this comment from good old Rush, cries like a baby, Limbaugh:

"If only President Obama had known that the three Somali community organizers are actually young black Muslim teenagers, I'm sure he wouldn't have given the order to shoot."

Well, Shane Murphy, the second-in-command of the Maersk, has responded.

"It feels great to be home," Murphy said. "With the exception of Rush Limbaugh who is trying to make this into a race issue. It's disgusting."

"The president did the right thing. It's a war. It's about good versus evil. And what you (Limbaugh) said is evil, that is hate speech. I won't tolerate it," Murphy said.

All I have to say is, way to go.

Karl Rove Calls for an End to the Blago Investigation

Karl Rove, evil mastermind, is calling for an end to the investigation into the former Governor of Illinois, or Blago as well all call him. Apparently, Karl is absolutely fed up with the partisan investigations into "policy disagreements" going on in Chicago. And he is not going to stand for it anymore.

“What they've essentially said is if we have policy disagreements with our predecessors... we're going to turn ourselves into the moral equivalent of a Latin American country run by colonels in mirrored sunglasses... It may be the way that they do things in Chicago, but that's not the way we do things here in America.”

Stupid Chicago and their stupid investigation into criminal acti.... I mean "policy disagreements." Ooops, I made one mistake. When he said "policy disagreements" he meant torture. Apparently torture is a simple philosophy that should be accepted, just like murder, rape, and genocide. Not crimes against humanity, "policy disagreements."

I have something to say to you Karl: Torture is not, never has been, nor can it ever be, simply a difference of policy. It is a war crime. And investigating a war crime is not a partisan act.

Lastly, if you want to know what it looks like to investigate, in a partisan manner, political opponents, simply for disagreements in policy, take a long look in your own fucking mirror.